If there's one thing I love, it's preserved animals in globes. You can tell this one is a real vampire because it's impossible to take a photograph of it. I can't really think of any member of the family who wouldn't love a real dead vampire bat eight inch tall paperweight for Christmas, provided your family members are all vampire hunters and/or vintage educational display enthusiasts.
I don't know what this is, but the ingredients are chocolate, peanuts, chocolate, peanut butter, chocolate, powdered sugar, chocolate, butter, and chocolate:
By now you have no doubt noticed that I left two dozen delicious mini-muffins on the kitchen table. These muffins are full of cheddar bits and are extremely delicious - except for the ones that are full of dog kibble. Those muffins are for dogs. You are welcome to help yourself to as many cheesy mini-muffins as you like. You can tell which muffins are for the dogs by the way that they also have delicious cheese pouring out of their crowns, but inside they are full of kibble. Please do not eat the kibble muffins.